Вопрос к специалистам

Почему когда человек разговаривает с богом - это молитва, а когда бог разговаривает с человеком - это шизофрения?

At work: Redneck humor

A trashy looking girl and her black boyfriend stopped me on my way from cafeteria and asked: ”Hey! Ma’am? Where is department of fraternal medicine”? In fact, she needed maternal medicine, but adamantly insisted that she needs fraternal medicine, because she is pregnant.

Does she have a point?